Mignon comme tout, mais d'un autre côté vu qu'il n'a clairement¹ pas précisé dans son voeu qu'il voulait que le monstre lui obéisse, il a eu de la chance que le monstre en question ne soit pas plus gros...
Be careful with your wishes. If you ever demand from the Djinn to control a one most deadliest to humankind creature – you will get a mosquito.
(Also this is the way to trick the lord of wishes to give you a catgirl: demand a second most deadliest to humankind creature, but specify about sharp claws, night vision, absent morals etc etc)
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42 comments
dascritch@mast.eu.org
wiiiiiii !
dascritch@mast.eu.org
cela explique donc cette profusion chez les sorcières de chats...
Settantahertz@pixel.livellosegreto.it
I see no mistakes :D
maou@mastodon.world
Maou just want to says Maou is not like this :blobcatcoffee:
Maou have a moral: Maou never attacks feet if human is not sleeping in the bed
sleepybisexual@fearness.org
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org :neocat_floof_cute:
lienrag@mastodon.tedomum.net
Mignon comme tout, mais d'un autre côté vu qu'il n'a clairement¹ pas précisé dans son voeu qu'il voulait que le monstre lui obéisse, il a eu de la chance que le monstre en question ne soit pas plus gros...
¹ sinon il aurait pas eu un chat
TranshumanBlues@mstdn.social
Yeah, that seems about right. 🤭
chengdulittlea@mastodon.art
awww
BrunoBellamy@mast.eu.org
That's not even fantasy! You make realistic comics now… ;)
★puniko@mk.absturztau.be
@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org :neocat_lul: accurate description
DrJLecter@queer.party
this is adorable and also the truth and I love it 🤣
blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io
Should have specified "obedient"
devnull@mamot.fr
@blaue_Fledermaus Nah… Good thing he didn't. That would be the definition of a militirized cop…
standingpad@infosec.space
my cat would like to dispute that
🖼️ c5429acd06899199.jpgmatrixsasuke@fedi.absturztau.be
PokéMon!
TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com
😹👍
dad@mastodon.eole.education
Reminds me @Bouletcorp
https://bouletcorp.com/notes/2009/06/15
#teratology
Lemonid@mastodon.ml
Be careful with your wishes. If you ever demand from the Djinn to control a one most deadliest to humankind creature – you will get a mosquito.
(Also this is the way to trick the lord of wishes to give you a catgirl: demand a second most deadliest to humankind creature, but specify about sharp claws, night vision, absent morals etc etc)
gumpfloyd@mastodon.social
I saw the devil and the devil is us.
sybren@mastodon.art
😻
globcoco@mamot.fr
🤣🤣🤣
JPP. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
terrywallwork@mstdn.jp
So true :)
Anglouis001@mastodon.social
💯💯
Xalofar@shelter.moe
M'enfin!
betazoid@pixelfed.social
The dijnn is an ai?
Konqi@mastodon.social
What can I say? I just love it.
devnull@mamot.fr
Accurate 😂
roofuskit@mstdn.social
they should have included that it obey their commands, then they wouldn't have gotten the cat
m0xee@librem.one
Was I granted two wishes, how did I end up with two of them? I can't remember a thing! 🥴
fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk
Cats do have morals, though. Certainly they don't have *human* morals, but, even so.
th3rdsergeevich@mastodon.ml
🖼️ 2783e89c4a50cd1b.jpg
a1ba@suya.place
cc @numas13
mhunt@socel.net
cats are eeeevviiiil...
JCF@diaspodon.fr
Excellent
Toujours aussi bon
À quand le prochain alboum de Pepper & Carrot ?
andresbravo2003@mastodon.social
Catsy!
raven@fedi.raventhemaker.com
This got shared to my company "cats" channel by someone who isn't me, and was recognized by several others as your work. :)
★mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
@raven your company has a cats channel?
Clearly your coworkers have more taste than mine.
raven@fedi.raventhemaker.com
@mirabilos Cats channel is a mental health necessity.
mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
@raven yeah, it shows. Though we don’t do Windows or Macintosh, so it’s not so bad overall.
spiralhalo@mastodon.art
he forgot to specify the ability to command the monster. now look what he's done!
furrytopian@meow.social
mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org
Mraaaaaaow?
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